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usually done by a female to a male, where she dances provocatively, rubbing her ass on his lap and such and is usually paid to do so
on his 18th birthday he went out and got a lap dance
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An erotic dance that a female performs while straddling the lap of another person(typically male).
My husband enjoys watching me give his friends lap dances.
by Belinda November 05, 2004
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Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.
Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.
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A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.

There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.

In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.

There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"

" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
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when a girl dance for a guy. guy sits on chair, and girl gyrates all over his crotch. basically dry humping/dry sex. gives both people pleasure.
i came home from work and found my girl sitting on the chair wearing just a red g-string. i came next to her and sexy up beat music came on. she told me to sit on the chair and started to give me a lap dance. her boobs were bouncing all over the place and she started to take my clothes off. she then straddled on top of me and started humping on my crotch. her breats in my face. she then pulled out the whipped cream and sprayed it all over her boobs and cleavage, she grapped the hair from the back of my head and smothered my head in the whipped cream and continued to hump my crotch when i came up from thr cream i picked her up and carried her to the bed, with the whipped cream. and the rest is too good for u!
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Grinding while sitting down.
Hannah gave Timothy a lap dance on his couch
by helalnandaaa June 18, 2011
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The ultimate nightmare of man. It's porn that can see you.
Stripper: Would you like a lap dance?
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