Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.
Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.
by Erik March 23, 2005
Grinding while sitting down.
Hannah gave Timothy a lap dance on his couch
by helalnandaaa June 18, 2011
when a girl dance for a guy. guy sits on chair, and girl gyrates all over his crotch. basically dry humping/dry sex. gives both people pleasure.
i came home from work and found my girl sitting on the chair wearing just a red g-string. i came next to her and sexy up beat music came on. she told me to sit on the chair and started to give me a lap dance. her boobs were bouncing all over the place and she started to take my clothes off. she then straddled on top of me and started humping on my crotch. her breats in my face. she then pulled out the whipped cream and sprayed it all over her boobs and cleavage, she grapped the hair from the back of my head and smothered my head in the whipped cream and continued to hump my crotch when i came up from thr cream i picked her up and carried her to the bed, with the whipped cream. and the rest is too good for u!
by i<3dickss August 21, 2011
A woman moves her titties and ass all over a man, making him feel hard and excited. Sometimes she vigorously shakes her body/ass/tits.
Last night, Samantha gave Jack a lap dance. She rubbed her hot, oily ass all over him. His penis was as hard as a metal pole. He slapped her ass a few times to try and help his ass desire, but it only made his dick harder. Then, she turned around, sat on him, and shook her ass and titties all around. After that, Jack's dick was so hard and he was so excited that he needed more booty.
by Genius/Ambiguous August 02, 2015
An erotic dance in which a woman or man sits in a chair and the giver( woman or man) grinds on their lap using their groin, ass, penis, etc
The lap dances at the strip club are expensive
by Hockey Stick May 18, 2015
The performing of a lap dance from a female to a male when that male LAPS (hence why it's called a lap dance) a female in track races usually a mile or more. Instead of moving over to let the boy pass, this new process shall be instituted to make races more pleasurable.
"I'm passing you, time for a lap dance!"

"You don't have to 4:52 me, just give me a lap dance!"
by warriorlax1220 May 17, 2009
a misnomer as no dancing is involved. think dry humping but at $200/hr.
Damn, that fine chick just gave me a lap dance and took all my money. What a ho! (but I'd do it again!)
by "Brian" September 13, 2003
to dance on laps.
a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.
my friend spaent $800 at the strip club on many a lapdance, but didnt buy me one!
by groupie#1 September 25, 2006

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