Top Definition
Gettin a boner, erection, a woodie.

I was watchin the porno and got a serious case of lap lumber
#hard on #woodie #boner #stiffie #dick
by thetommeister March 07, 2009
an erection, an erect male penis, boner
"I was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber"
#boner #erection #hard-on #purple headed python of love #rigomortise pocket mouse #stiffy #towel rack
by thetommeister November 07, 2008
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