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Laffer Taffer

A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.
"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."
Laffer Taffer by JustinFig November 25, 2011
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Layoff Beard 

The term Layoff Beard refers to any facial hair that is grown in celebration of unemployment. Qualifying events include getting: canned, fired, axed, pink-slipped, downsized, marginalized, shown the door, let go, dismissed, let go, or laid off.

Layoff Beards were popularized in fall 2008 by the website TheCanned.com, which runs an unemployment-themed blog titled "The Layoff Beard."
There are a lot of bankers out there who have grown ferocious layoff beards following the financial crisis of 2008.
Layoff Beard by deaconblues February 11, 2009

Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.
Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.
Kelly Loffler by fuk_ga October 12, 2020
The practice used by marginally profitable companies to compensate for ineffective management by releasing people from their employment.
Even after the layoff, the company still could not get into the black.
layoff by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

james lafferty 

one of the hottest men walking!
Wudnt mind doing james lafferty tonite :P
james lafferty by steph April 19, 2005

layoffcation 

When you are forced to take one or two weeks off of work by the man. This is done as a way to save the company money.
John: Hey Tim how are you going to spend your layoffcation?

Tim: By finding a new job so this shit doesn't happen again.
layoffcation by kildozer June 23, 2008