East Lansing High School 

A black-supremacist high school where it's not safe to be white.

I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School.

East Lansing High School by iotbw January 28, 2023

lansboen

A term used in the online game Combat Arms to describe a person that is always looking for something to complain about. Usually based on stupid and no-sense arguments that involve bullshit and hypocrisy.

*match starts*
*Player1 kills Player2 with a G36E*
Player2: Omg overpowered noob
Player1: How am I being overpowered..?
Player2: Your gun makes too much damage!!
Player1: But you are using 3 turrets, 2 helicopters, a ship and 2 attached miniguns
Player2: It doesn't matter.!! Your character has got more speed, speed hoe!!
Player1: You have got more than me, actually..
Player2: B-BUT YOU ARE LAGGING!!!
Player1: Wow, you are such a lansboen
Player2: SHUT UP OVERPOWERED LAGGING SPEED HOE!
Player1: *sigh*

lansboen by Nayncore December 4, 2014

Lanson

a very tall guy with a hot body but can also be shy

that tall dude over there is a lanson

Lanson by azngurlz December 31, 2010

East Lansing High School 

A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.

I went to East Lansing High School

East Lansing High School by homerspimpson20 April 15, 2020

lansing catholic high school 

Lansing catholic high school is a school where seniors send nudes to freshmen, kids shit on walls, and the entire staff is racist/homophobic. This school should be turned into a strip club. Oh, can’t forget that it cost 10k a year to send your kid there while the school is made up of 4 halls.

David: oh that person is racist, they must go to Lansing catholic high school

Lizzie: look at that 67 year old texting a freshmen, he totally went to Lansing catholic high school

lansing catholic high school by Ben Dover Gabe Itch June 11, 2019

East Lansing 

A city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity.

Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high?

East Lansing by lolredwings April 25, 2011

East Lansing Neapolitan

This is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order.

John gave Jane the ol' East Lansing Neapolitan last night.

East Lansing Neapolitan by TaintStain May 8, 2008