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Daewoo Lanos 

A pretty cheap compact car made by the now defunct Daewoo. Apparently some survived to this day to be seen in a movie, God knows why.

If you get rear ended, it sure won't blow up like a Pinto with it's fabled external combustion engine (from uncyclopedia) but there's a good chance that you'll probably get some decent damage.
"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!"
Daewoo Lanos by curdahee October 9, 2008
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Daewoo lanos 

A car people tend to underestimate, an actually reliable car that can be pretty fucking powerful given the correct circumstances that could be on par with a viper
You just got killed by a Daewoo lanos motherfucker!
Daewoo lanos by A.Titan March 12, 2011
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Langston Rendell 

Dumbass who threw his ID at Tyler, The Creator one time.
This dumbass has a fucking slave name.. Langston Rendell..

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

Lanasexual 

Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis
Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.
Lanasexual by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012

LaCosta Special 

A massage technique in which the male partner is straddled by his female companion. The male partner sucks her breasts while massaging her back and neck muscles, producing a feeling of calming euphoria.

See also LaCosta Deluxe

NOTE: The LaCosta Resort and Spa is an elite spa located in southern California known for its grand spa and massage experiences.
Cissy was really tense this morning so I gave her the LaCosta Special. It really helped.
LaCosta Special by BBBMD November 2, 2006

Colombian Landslide 

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.
"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"
Colombian Landslide by EWMB March 4, 2018