A mythical creature who inhabits Emory University and comes out at night to prey on the fat and hairy females dreges, by way of pita and hummus.
This creature is the biggest mis-social cockblock known to man.
Beware of this creature in your weekend endeavours. Do not let in your room, or life, under any circumstances.
This dude Bill lanijared me last night.
I met this guy Bill. What a lanijar.