| 1. | kanji klutz | ||
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An entry level or otherwise beginning/newbie student of the Japanese language. Not always a weaboo, this term can be used to describe anyone with a genuine interest in the Japanese language to people who just want to translate doujinshi for lolz. Harold is such a kanji klutz, poor guy's struggling to complete the homework for Japanese class.
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| 2. | Quff Quff | ||
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1. Quff Quff is a wild, exhillerating feeling as you run through the woods. Its glorious and no one can stop you from grazing the wild flowers as you dance with the wildabeast.
2. Quff Quff is in the Unicorn Opal Internatilnal Language Socieaty. (UOILS) This is the languge when your heart is bursting with ripe tomatoes with a flickering sight of fractured bananas, and no one can stop you - but you need an intelligent cockroad to fill your dremtful heart. Quff Quff is the definition, DARN IT. When no body even knows what your saying. Look up UNICORN OPAL INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE SOCIETY for more words. 1. You tell your gleaming friend, "Yo dude Fool I just quff quff'ed with a goat, and I think that the legos have fallen in the ways of a spanish Pillsbury Dough boy.
2. (The International Chess Player has just lost a game because his opponent check-mated him) YOU WALKING GARAGE! I JUST...... QUFF QUFF YOUR HEAD YOU MANGLING RHINO!! |
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| 3. | casting moonrunes | ||
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To use an English-Japanese dictionary for the purposes of enjoying amateur translation of novels, magazines, manga, or other Japanese media that involves print text. Like casting magical runes, this process can have unpredictable and eyebrow raising results. Paul was casting moonrunes again because he wanted to read the latest Claymore before anyone else.
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| 4. | Gonorrhea Lectim | ||
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This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in
spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Congitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information (pronounced xenophobia); inability to accept responsibility of actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all or nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washgton. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled with this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush. "Your brain has a terrible case of Gonorrhea Lectim."
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| 5. | Trabuco Hills High School | ||
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Hell on Earth, located in Mission Viejo, CA.
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Part of the Saddleback Valley Unified School District (SVUSD). Ruled by unjust forces of darkness that delight in and should be convicted for: 1. Oppressing the masses by means of a demonic propaganda machine known as the THHS ASB aka Anorexic Skank Brigade. 2. Running over hapless people with golf carts when they aren't looking. 3. Forcing hundreds of innocents to write letters to a single Marine that nobody even knows for no fuggin' reason whatsoever. 4. Mangling the English language (It's called a computer, not a confuser, dammit, you weak technologically illiterate fossil.) 5. Saying the Spanish words "papel" and "libros" over 27 times in a row. 6. Insulting the intelligence of the few that have it. 7. Hiding in dark corners throwing AIDS-infected syringes at unsuspecting passersby. 8. Buying shoddy Macintoshes of many aeons past. 9. Replacing the above with shoddy Macintoshes of slightly fewer aeons past. 10. Devising amazingly inefficient, stupid, backwards, and plain boring curricula. 11. Allowing racism to rear its ugly amalgamation of head and ass. 12. Sacrificing tender young infants at midnight under the full moon to ancient evil gods that desire nothing more than to bring agony and slaughter to our world. 13. Playing horrible and excessively loud music during snack time for the singular pur... |
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| 6. | starspeak | ||
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A new and unique language used by Hollywood film stars who often barely finished High School, and are now used to living in a mega-rich unreal world and being surrounded by sycophants and yes-men. Commonly used in answer to a personal or difficult question, it often features a mangling of metaphors in a weak attempt to sound deeper and more thoughtful (and less ego-centric) than the film star actually is - and rarely actually answers the question in a comprehensible way. Also known as celebspeak. Tom: "You need to put your manners back in".
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| 7. | bush | ||
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1) A low-lying plant growth.
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2) Slang for a female's pubic hair, but can refer to a male's pubic hair. 3) The 41st and 43rd "presidents". Both of them suck(ed). 4) One of the most hated, inept, uninclusive, idiotic "president"s. He wanted to be president merely for the glory of being the son of a previous president and won dur to a rigged election. He is not known for his leadership skills or for proficiency in his own language. He is known, however, for creating elaborate lies/misleading the American people; for contradicting himself; for failing to find Osama Bin Laden; for starting a war in Iraq when they had nothing to do with the September 11th attacks; for responding to the attacks by just reading to elementary-school children; for leading the U.S. to believe that there were weapons of mass distruction all over the Middle East when there was really nothing there; for mangling names/words; for stunting so much progress in women's rights, gay rights, and protecting the environment, thanks to his bigoted, short-sighted belie... |
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