1. a penis.
2. a person drunk or otherwise idiotically ridiculous
3. An asshole, creep, fuckwad, dipshit, mother-fucker, or ass-wipe, but always a undisputable cork langer.
Multiple uses of the word include Langer-dan, Lang-ball, and my-friend-steven-the-langer.
2. She was absolutly langers.
3. Mick McCarthy is a langer.
That langer slept with my girlfriend.
What langer-dan didn't know was that she had ghonnaria.