george langabeer 

a farming person who also makes beer and other stuff coz he is pro

Person 1: hey george langabeer
George: grgrgrggtrhffhrrrrrrrrr.
Person 1: Aha =P

george langabeer by reberto manchiny October 16, 2011

Longabear 

A television show that was initially scripted as a parody of Winnie the Pooh. Unlike that series, however, Longabear is not animated. The central character, Tuey Longa, is a timid nebbish of a bear who depends largely on his closest friend, Tiger Panther, for guidance. Tiger's relationship with Tuey, however, is largely predatory, as he frequently subjects Tuey to forcible anal sex. Tuey's exact feelings on the subject are unclear, for while he does complain about Tiger's actions, he nevertheless maintains a close friendship with him, perhaps implying a certain degree of complicity. Tiger, who is domineering and speaks in ebonics, is a foil to Tuey, who is cautious and soft-spoken.

At some point it was decided that the series would not take the form of a parody of the popular children's show, and so the two main characters, a bear and his best friend who is a tiger, are the only remnant of that original intent. All other characters except Tuey's arch-rival Muy Wronga (a play on words combining the Spanish word, "muy," meaning "very," and, "wronga," an apparently Latinized form of the word, "wrong") are portrayed by the same actor, and it is unclear whether this is supposed to simply be one character who frequently changes occupations.

I watched Longabear last night for the first time. It was pretty fucked up. Honestly I only watched out of morbid curiosity.

Longabear by Tuey Longa August 6, 2009

Langeleering 

The act of telling any woman at any given time that she is "a great lady" regardless of whether or not she's actually done something great.

A woman gives man dirty look, tells him to go away, man replies "you're a great lady". Once that statement is made, the man is officially Langeleering.

Langeleering by anonymous1779 December 30, 2011

langacker

v A deeply depressed young man, who is/was depressed about a unibrow, weight, or loss of friends.

Greg, the langacker in the corner, was quiet.

langacker by someone April 13, 2005

Longaberger Basket 

A white girl with cornrows

That longaberger basket needs her braids redone.

Longaberger Basket by Mmmcunty November 17, 2015