Her : Laney H! She's my BEST FRIEND! Jealous?!
Him : YES VERY! :))
euphemism for crap, useless, rubbish.
perhaps based on Brendan Laney, too laney to play for the All Blacks so became a Scottish rugby player.
Stan Collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.
Source: Ben "Muppet" Cohen, Dublin
Taken from the 1999 movie, 'She's All That'.
Guy #2: Ehh, she's a Laney.
Guy #1: Why is Amanda's hair always a disaster?
Guy #2: O, you mean Laney over there?