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The annoying third person who jumps into your already-full swimming lane at the pool.
Me: "Hey, I'm swimming in this lane. There's an empty one over there."
Guy: "I think I'll stay here."
Me: "You damn lane shark!"
by Iniamyen August 16, 2013
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