| 1. | left lane hog | ||
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An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.
A left lane dick. A left lamer. A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.
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| 2. | road hog | ||
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A crummy soccer mom who hogs the left lane of any multi-lane road while she prattles on the cell phone. Cassidy the arrogant soccer mom is this town's most egregious road hog. She will not move over into the right lane to let anyone pass.
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| 3. | lane captain | ||
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The douchebag holding up traffic by driving under the speed limit - applies to any lane. I wish this lane captain would get the f*ck outta my way.
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| 4. | Lane Lagger | ||
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The driver who chooses to stay in their lane with no signal, or intention of getting over, even though they have had ampel warning the lane is ending and they need to merge. "Lane lagger" can also be applied to the inconsiderate driver who knowingly gets into the lane that's ending during heavy traffic, because they'll get ahead a few cars since another driver will have to let them in. Although anyone can be guilty of lane lagging, it's most often observed happening to drivers of high-end cars because sense-of-entitlement usually comes with the purchase of their vehicle. "That lane lagger wants in front of me but doesn't have the courtesy to signal!"
"Officer, the BMW was lane lagging and merged right into my bumper at the last second!" |
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| 5. | Victory Blinker | ||
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To signal after a lane change That prick in the BMW tried to block my lane change, so I gave him a victory blinker after I cut him off.
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| 6. | volunteer highway patrol | ||
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A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed. I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.
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| 7. | volunteer highway patrol | ||
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A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed. I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.
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