skinny ugly chick.
"no landmines boys."- jersey shore
A thin ugly chick.
Ronnie was hooking up with grenades, fat ugly chicks, and land mines, thin ugly chicks and lovin life.
The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.
Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.
dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.
"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"
a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter
on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.
i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it
A pile of dog poopy in your yard or any general area you are walking. Same as a dogpile.
Be careful when you are walking through Seymour's yard, it's loaded with land mines from his two St. Bernard dogs.
Oh fooey! I stepped in a land mine outside and I smeared it all over your Persian rug! I'm not going to apologize though, you're the one who choses to have a dog.
another name for dog shit.
Bill's stupid dog left land mines all over my backyard.