|1.||indian landing boat club (ilbc)|
ILBC is the best place ever! Everyone there is like family, so so close. It's a club on a river, a beautiful setting. theres a pool, basketball court, clubhouse, tennis courts, canoeing, floating dock, islands to swim to...clay mountain. Such the best place to spend your summer. Everyones always down there, we refer to it as our second home. WE LOVE ILBC! <33
indian landing boat club (ilbc) is my life!
name here: hey are you going to ILBC today?
other name here: duh its the best place ever
when your titties start bouncing so hard in a tornado circular motion you are jet propeled off of the ground, often landing in unfamiliar areas.
Jenny was running so fast her tits became tornadic and she landed inside of the circle k.
When you blast a bead of Elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. She thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & Lobster Bisque.
I like to drink beer, and bang broads. Life in the fast lane baby.
The act of crash landing any wheeled vehicle on the front half of its wheeled chassis, with the rear half still in the air. Typically used in reference to the 2-wheeled variety while completing an airborne stunt or trick, and the rider lands front wheel first with enough force, that they flip over the handlebars.
Endo comes from the term END OVER END
Dermott: "See this guy coming 'round bend #3?"
Connor: "Aye. He'll hit that ramp too fast and ENDO it."
Dermott: "Hope they don't run over the poor lad!"
1)A North Korean long range missile ICBM that was tested on July 5, 2006 and failed 40 seconds after launch, landing prematurely in the Sea of Japan, 200 miles west of Japan.Taepodong-2 is the successor to Taepodong-1.In common usage simply saying Taepodong will do. Easiest western pronunciation would be:Tay-poe-dong.Now can denote a premature failure of any new product.2)More relevantly, since July 5,2006 the word Taepodong can now also be used as another term for premature ejaculation.This is expected to be the new term in popular culture. Can be also be used as a verb: Taepodonged.3) Fast food outlet that can prepare cuisine faster than any other "fast food company”. CAUTION: never use in or in reference to North Korea or a person from there, as they are very sensitive about this matter, please show some cultural respect.
1)"The Taepodong-2 missle launch was a failure, a real flop."
"Our new detergent that only gets out elephant dung stains isn't going over too well in Alaska, it's a Taepodong".
2)"In bed that guy lasted as long as a Taepodong."
"Don't try to have sex with him Kimmy, he's a regular Taepodong.
"oh, crap, she was so hot that I Taepodonged, and she threw me out."
3)"First I Taepodonged with my new date and was so depressed that I had to eat, so I went to a Taepodong and got a half cooked wiener in 40 seconds."
An extremely difficult sex position involving a male, usually named Zach, and a female, usually very sexy and busty. The female lays down on her back with her knees bent and the male backs up a bit, then gets a running start and dives onto the woman, who then extends her knees, launching him into the air. Whilst in the air, if he has enough momentum, he can do a somersault, but he must land facing down. In landing, he and the female have sexual relations.
"He came in so fast, I thought he did a flying Zach!"
Arrogant douchebag teenager: "I flying Zached your mom!"
Fellow teenager: "Your name's not even Zach!"
|7.||Touch And Goes|
Etemology Military pilot type talk
To perform quick, fast, and in a hurry simulated landings. With touch and goes, all same proceedures for a landing are performed with exception that once the wheels and or arresting gear hits the deck, the craft goes to full power. Rather than coming to a complete hault as in a normal landing, the craft is airborne as quickly as it hit the deck. In this manner, touch and goes facilitate the ability to make as many runs as possible in the shortest amount of time.
Grunt Gunny: Damn Marine, what happed to your face it's all swollen?
Grunt Marine: Ah fuck Gunny, those fucking mosquitos were doing touch and goes whilst I was sleeping.