A hurtful nickname given to someone with an extreme lack of swimming ability, often unable to even set foot in water, especially without inflatable aids. Named landers because land is the only place they are safe. Often phobic of water.
Haha, everyone, look at that landers, he's such a loser, scared of water! Phahahaaaaaa
That guy can't swim you know, what a landers!
A name given to those who "land" on a lot of women. To be more specific, as much as every single woman in existence.
Man 1: Lander really lives by his name! He has slept with every single girl on earth!
Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.
The group of people with this last name suffer from being accidentally called Flanders instead on impact.
Please raise your hand when i call your last name.
Lander is Danish slang for "Calender", where one would write information on important dates such as work schedules.
Vickee forgot when she was supposed to be at work because she doesnt believe in "Landers"
A long thin stick used for writing, doodling, or drawing in outdoor settings.
See also Sealander (writing in the sand) and Elander (writing in dirt)
The little boy doodled in the cement with a lander.