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1.
A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.
Holy shit! That bitch is a landbeast! She's gotta be pushing at least a deuce and a half.
by JCC January 11, 2004

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2.
An extremely fat and ugly girl who tries to pick up on you when you are out at the bars but you don't want anything to do with her but yet she keeps on trying.
Chris: Hey man did you just see that fat chick tryin to pick up on me?
Jony: Yeah man she was a Land Beast for sure!
by TheChris21 November 06, 2010
 
3.
An ugly fat girl.
Today was going great,but then I saw about fifteen landbeasts walking around on my way to class.
by As_Seen_On_TV May 04, 2009
 
4.
The correct term for a "Dog", a vastly inferior creature to the Land Monster.
Land Beasts exist merely to serve their human masters mindlessly.
Has anyone seen my stupid Land Beast!?
Yeah, it's just shitted on the carpet!
by Hunter May 05, 2005