Top Definition
A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.
Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"

Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"
by Hector Brockelbank October 17, 2006
1 more definition
a friendship handjob
"We were drinking beer and watching football when she offered to give me a landau"
by htsurgbtch May 08, 2008

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