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The game of shark-biting continued on land. The objective is to pinch a persons ass, mimicking a small shark bite. The 'biter' screams Land Shark!

Drinking rules can be used. Every time someone landsharks another person, both of them have to take a drink.
(pinch) "LANDSHARK!" That was a nice land shark. I got all of that one.
by johnny landshark September 07, 2011
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a shark that's on land.
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this is a Landshark.
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A land shark is a code used in veterinary medicine that refers to an animal that is vicious and deemed unsafe. This only happens if the animal has gotten lose and bit someone.
The next clients dog is classified as a land shark, so make sure to use a rabies pole, muzzle and safe distant at all times.
by Vet tech August 08, 2012
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A shark thats swims in the gorund and chases you into the water, where there are normal sharks. So basically if you see a landshark you are 100% fucked in the anus.
Kate-"Run Betty! There's a landshark and it's going to chase us into the water!"
Betty-"Kate, there are sharks in the water and they look mad!"
Kate-"Looks like were 100% fucked in the anus!"
by L33isB345T November 08, 2009
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Anyone who rocks the popped collar, typically seen worn by Guidos and DoucheBags wearing Pink Abercrombie shirts.
Look at the 2 Land Sharks that just came in, I cant believe they think The Blowout is still cool. (WOW, thats alot of self Tanner)
by That1dude86 February 14, 2009
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The state of being way to epic, brutal, legit, or un-pwnable. Typically a 'baby eater' or one who 'eats babies'
I am a landshark, and do you know what landsharks do? eat babies
by landsharkcobra August 19, 2009
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Semi-derogatory term used to refer to lawyers and other professionals against whom there is little positive public sentiment
Lock the doors, I heard there's a land shark going around looking for late filers.

I should have represented myself....land sharks and their fees took most of my settlement money.
by PiercedPsycho September 14, 2010
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