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1. land oyster
A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down
Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*
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mucus phlegm snot loogie gob
by Donny Dymond Mar 26, 2008 add a video
2. land oyster
a fart
Who stepped on a land oyster
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by Stubbs Jul 14, 2003 add a video
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