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1.
A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down
Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*
by Donny Dymond March 26, 2008

Words related to land oyster

gob loogie mucus phlegm snot
 
2.
a fart
Who stepped on a land oyster
by Stubbs July 14, 2003