Stupid 6ft 3" Athletic Aussie who repeats the fist 2 words that pop into his head as fast as possible
Friend One: What are you doing this weekend?
Friend Two: Err... Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean... Land-Ocean
A selkie is a seal in the water but a man on land. At the full of the moon the selkie rises from the water in foam and spray, takes off its seal skin, throws it aside on the rocks, and dances around mystic fires on the shore. Selkie woman are very beautiful and the men very handsome. That is why when humans in legends happen upon the shore at full moon and see the selkie-people, often they want the selkies to be their mate and steal the sealskins that are lying on the rocks. If their seal skin has been stolen a selkie can never return back to the ocean and becomes a prisoner.more...
Often in tales the offspring of a human and a selkie have webbed fingers. Over the centuries their human descendents retain a little of the web to remind them that they came from the sea. The legend of the selkie originates from Scotland and also from the fishing coasts of Norway. An old Scottish ballad entitled “Silkie” tells of a selkie-man who falls in love with a beautiful maiden. Usually the tales of selkies are tragic and sad, with a certain longing when a selkie finds themselves in love with a human or the when a human finds themselves desperately in love with a selkie.
If you are ever on the shores of Scotland, turn your face towards the sea and if you listen hard enough you may just hear the ghosts of the selkies and their beloved human laughter and cries rip and wave across the briny sea. And if you do, just think….How many of the people around you are really selkies trapped on land in hum...
The feeling one experiences when one looks into the distance whilst aboard a floating sea vessel and finds that there is no land in sight.
Bob: Aw man, I'm stayin' belowdecks until we reach shore, there's so much water out there!
Dylan: Looks like you've come down with a case of ocean vertigo.
One of the ocean's deadliest and flashiest weapons in its continuing war on humanity.
The ocean rises up and sends a sweeping wall of itself onto land, killing as many people as it can. The forefront of this assault is called a tsunami.
The ocean must be held accountable for these blatant displays of aggression.
the ocean under the world's normal oceans in which the frez/fresnel/nel's use to travel. it was first discovered when the ancient fresnel's had to depart from their ancient land of freslovskia after being attacked by atilla.
It was so sad how the fresnels had to leave their homeland because of stupid atilla.
Yeah, but at least they have those three gills on their back so they could swim in the frez ocean to a new country.
An temporary alliance formed between the ocean and the sky with the goal of killing people. The ocean's ability to attack the land is limited, so it lends the sky some of its water and energy so it can assault people farther inland then it normally could.
Hurricanes are far more powerful then the storms the sky creates on its own. They are just another reason the ocean must be destroyed.
This is a term that is used when referencing the act of having sex with a woman while she's on her period. Sharks attack women who are menstruating in the ocean, and since you are having sex with a woman's bleeding vagina on the land, it is called 'land sharking'. It can also be called a 'shark attack' and is often accompanied by the Jaws theme song and a hand smacking motion immitating the clamping of sharks' jaws.
This should only be attempted if...
A) one is extremely horny
B) one is extremely commited
C) one is both extremely horny and extremely commited
Latisha's on her period, but I'm so damn horny. I think I might land shark her anyway.