| 1. | a go-go land | ||
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Added to the end of boring country names to make them more exciting. Such as "Swiss cheese a go-go land" Switzerland, "Hamburger a go-go land" America and "frogs legs a go-go land" France "I'm going on holiday to Hamburger a go-go land tomorrow and I can't wait!"
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| 2. | Land Manatee | ||
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An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.
Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything. Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."
Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far." |
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| 3. | Book Legs | ||
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The act in which one begins to narrarate ones own life according to the style of the lengthy book just read in a short period of time. "Frank's still talking like hes an elf in a bloody fantasy novel."
"Probably stuck on his book legs." |
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| 4. | Land Trout | ||
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The incredible furry of the land trout can destroy everything.
Land trout is a trout that sprouted legs and walks on land. It is a very vicious force to be reckoned with and shouldn't be attacked or even looked at. The animal is a joke on the Play station community especially in the kill zone barracks. So i was walking around in the forest and i saw a land trout stalking me i quickly dove into the water, to escape the trout, but i saw an aquatic grizzly.....and right then and there i knew i was screwed luckily they attacked each other(for they are mortal enemies), and i escaped
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| 5. | Oh Land | ||
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One who hails from Denmark. Beautiful voice, beautiful looks. Sweet. Likes wolves. Nice legs. The Indie Queen. Kicks ass live. 1: What's that song?
2:Is it about wolves? 1:Yeah! 2:It's Oh Land |
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| 6. | Land O'Lakes | ||
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Background: Greasy butter from U of D
Definition: When going down on a girl, pull a stick of butter out of pocket (or some other hiding place). Next, shove the stick of butter in the vaginal cavity. Upon insertion, yell "Land O'Lakes bitch," and promoptly prop your foot over the vaginal cavity while holding the girl's two legs. Continue to hold until the butter is completely melted. "Yo dude, last night was so crazy. I got so drunk, and I think I gave that wench Doris a Land O'Lakes."
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| 7. | Land to Air Missile | ||
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When a man lies on his back and woman on top in reverse cowgirl. As he is coming, his rocks back into a bottoms up position shifting the women between his legs remaining insider her and then placing his feet on her ass cheeks and launching her into the TV that displays any news coverage of the war in Iraq. Steve performed a land to air missile on Brittany when he launched her into the nightly news.
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