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To win a competition through illegitimate methods, particularly in the French Alps.
Noah lanced his way to victory in the "2010 Poop-Eating Olympics" on Mount Blanc by covering his plate of feces in brown sugar.
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To jynx or put a hex on a sports team. Also to make fun of someone in a sarcastic way.
Hey Lance how are the Met's looking today with that 4-3 lead. Lanced: "They are a lock to win" Lanced "Rangers are a lock to beat the Capitals"
by Sportsfan101 April 29, 2009
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7. To be lied to repeatedly and unrepentantly by a narcissist.
"I'm getting divorced. I'm sick and tired of being LANCED."
by SherLee January 16, 2013
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To be outed by someone in the public media. To be forced to reveal one is homosexual.
Lance Bass was outed by the media, specifically by a blogger. He was lanced.
by Karen_ November 07, 2006
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A celebrity who is forced to admit that they're gay, notably by someone in the public media.
Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet last week. Apparently, he was lanced by Perez Hilton.
by eyetab November 07, 2006
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A new term for celebrities who have been forced to reveal they're gay. Usually it begins when an article about the person possibly being gay appears on www.PerezHilton.com.
Can you believe Doogie Howser just got lanced?
by ChristinaFL November 07, 2006
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The art of getting properly and utterly trolled beyond recognition...
Damn bro I totally just got Lanced today and didnt even see it coming
by TrolleMasta March 24, 2017
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