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a type of pudding, like a manchester tart but with lemmon curd instead of strawberry jam. Also a person from lancaster who continually refers to anybody who lives further south than them as a "southern fairy" despite living officially in the north. Lancaster tarts wear flat caps, Drive landrover discoveries (not proper landrovers, like a defender), are secretly gay and almost always have a dog on a piece of string with them. see that guy over there driving the landrover discovery, hes a lancaster tart!
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