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Best county ever. Better than Yorkshire and the whole South of England. The rose always looked better in red.
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winner of the war of the roses lancashire beat yorkshire in the war of the roses
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County in the north west of england, including lancaster, blackpool, bolton, etc... he lives in bolton, in lancashire
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Lancashire is better than you!
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Lancashire is situated in the north-west of England. Its main places include Bolton, Blackburn, Burnley, Preston, and Lancaster.
Okay...so basically its a bit of a dump. The nicer places for example Whalley and Clitheroe had a luckier escape when chavs came around but unfortuatly the others didnt succeed. Lancashire people are considered thick as they have sluggish accents and sound as if they have mental problems (but we really dont =]) Lancashire aint the best place to live, but the northeners that live there couldnt be more proud. I live in Lancshire, and i wouldnt move for the world! I bloomin' love Lancashire me
I were born here, I were raised here And I thought I were gonna die here That's until work come to me and said We got a new plant down south your gonna have to move down there for work To Coventry! BOOOOOOOOOO! Well I didn't know what to do for best So I thought I'd have a bit of a stroll around Get some memories See if I can figure out what I'm going for dee. I kissed my girl By PC World I dropped me crisps Outside WH Smiths They chopped down that tree To build a KFC Good! In this Lancashire Town This Lancashire Town We both held hands Outside Matalan's I tucked in me vest Outside the old Nat West I dreamt of Gherkins Outside Dorothy Perkins In this Lancashire Town My Lancashire Town |
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The crappist, most unlikely of places to find a decent person.......who doesn't like sheep. Yorkshire Man: Oh shit, sorry lamby, we're gonna have to put you down, that bastard is stuck in your arse again.
Voice from inside sheep: What do you expect? Im from lancashire. |
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A shithole in the north, the one which sucks a lot and is really awful, especially compared to Yorkshire.
Officials are planning on changing the name from Lancashire to Lancashite. Guy 1: UHHH I iz from Lancashire init!
Guy 2: Well get your sorry unworthy ass away from the beautiful Yorkshire turf which is too good for you |
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