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Lanark County 

A place in Ontario, close by Ottawa. In Lanark County, everybody has a twang in their voice. (Sort of like Trailer Park Boys) Every person in this small county is a heavy alcoholic, and they all "Git'R'Done." They are hicks, and they invented mud boggin'. The small town, Lanark, is the town that is eccentric with all these things. It is a true hick town

Oh, and according to the Ottawa Classic Rock radio station, they prefer horse milk over cow milk.
"wow, i love lanark county, and adult will buy you booze"
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Lanark Grammar School 

In general it’s a shitehole, however the occasional sound teacher can be found in this building, with this small minority making it’s a class time for the students lucky enough to be taught by them.
“Lanark Grammar School”- The place legends reside alongside wankjobs

Lanark Village 

A quaint drinking village on the Gulf of Mexico in Northwest FL known as "a drinking village with a fishing problem". The locals are all down to earth low key retirees or fisherman/laborers. Drinking and getting high are the main thing to do with fishing and sand dunning following close behind.
The alchoholics is Lanark Village trains AITs, Alchoholics in Training.
Lanark Village by beeta808 April 7, 2011
A kind hearted person, who likes to chill. Lanard’s are typically nice with girls. Lanard’s mostly have big dicks but would never say it around people because they’re humble.
Lanard is so nice like wtf.
Lanard by Lanard November 22, 2021

Lanarchist 

Somebody who preaches anarchy from behind a computer, but would clearly not survive in a truely anarchical society.
Joey: Well that one geek posted a new blog entry talking about anarchy again.

Frank: Don't pay him no mind. He's a typical lanarchist.
Lanarchist by emperor692008 April 23, 2008

lamarkable 

Larmar Jackson and remarkable - = Lamarkable
It was Lamarrkable when Lamar Jackson of the Baltimore came out of the locker room back into the game after missing a significant amount of the game due to illness and at 4 down and 5 yards threw a touchdown pass to take the lead in the game of the year.

Larmar Jackson play in football games is Lamarkable.

Lamar Jackson is a Lamarkable quarterback in the NFL.
lamarkable by nilenile December 15, 2020
LAN Events in London, Counter Strike, Battlefield 1942, UT2003 and Age of Mythology and other games.
I had a great time at the Lanarchy Lan Event the other day.
lanarchy by Wintermute September 26, 2003