lanolin

a substance similar to sheeps wool. also used for quoting anchorman excessively

no im talking to you. i dont know her name. what is it? lanolin...la-lanolin? like sheeps wool?

lanolin by Brick Tamblin September 26, 2005

Landline 

A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.

"Dude, my cell's not working. Can I borrow your landline?"

Landline by mahka42 December 28, 2005

lanawintersgf

literally the beat mutual !!
lana winters gf FR

omg lanawintersgf my fav mutual!!!

lanawintersgf by kitwalkerobsessed June 20, 2021

Lanolin

Pertaining to, or existing as sheep's wool.

Did you feel that african american's hair? It felt like lanolin!

Lanolin by Macier Qu. Ross September 14, 2009

landlined 

adjective: a circumstance in which the user of a cell phone, dispossessed of the use of the cell phone for any reason, must resort to the use of a hard-wired communication device.

Once I saw "Technical issue: Return to place of purchase for repair" on my Blackberry screen, I knew I had been landlined.

landlined by MrKaminsky April 26, 2010

landlining 

The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.

"Dude, I am sick of walking around looking for a place to smoke, are you down for some landlining?"

landlining by kifli1 February 15, 2010

Landline 

Least attractive person in a couple you hook up with in order to get to the most attractive one. Named after the landline that no one really wants in a cable company's "triple play" (internet + TV + landline). Can also be used as a verb.

It was obvious that the guy was clearly more into my boyfriend than into me, but I still went along with it. I was clearly landlined.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.

Landline by lelaroquais August 15, 2017