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A lamptee is a street lamp the shape of a T,, chavs like to dangle off these things,, as do crazy dare-doers and moshers.
Mothers secretly sneak out at night times and join the lamptee cleaners social crue.. This crue cleans the lamptees and makes sure they all work.
The "lamptee" crew.. This crew orignates in the WestMidlands area,, where chavs and rockers mix in harmony and dangle each other of the lamptees.
YahMom: Lets go hang on thee lamptee bled! come be mah lamptee crew well be shizzling our nizzle bredrin.

Unnat: YOOO! BRRRRRRAAAAAAP!! SHIZZLING MAH NIZZLE TILL IT JIZZLE BRO!! ON DAH LAMPTEE LETS GO SHITE SUM LAMPTEE ARSE!!

UnnatsMom: I do not want that bad language being repeated on my lamptee YahMom && Unnat please!

unnat: ok =[
Lamptee by Mike&&Amy May 24, 2006
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Rhymes with "hamster." Someone "on the lam"; a fugitive.
"The Florida cops just caught a lamster who's wanted for murder in Ohio."
lamster by MikalM March 20, 2005
Anything sexual or having to do with sex.
"I totally lamated that bitch last night."
or...
"Me and this girl lamated this other girl which lamated on me but I ended up the next morning lamated this black girl.."
Lamated by Mario and Charlene December 7, 2006

lautenbach 

Someone who lives in a box
"I feel so sorry for that poor man"
"He must be a Lautenbach"
lautenbach by Chajar October 30, 2014
Lamuel is hAWt 100%
Lamuel by Og lamuel June 7, 2021

Lauter-rope

To accidentally ejaculate upon one's own face while masturbating.
"Dude, I Lauter-roped today, and I don't understand why girls always complain about it. It's not so bad."
Lauter-rope by McDeuced May 15, 2009