insertion of a cranium into a vagina. spread labia lips apart w/ hand and smash head inside.
Galvy - what kind of Gel are you using?
Badia - actually it's slime left from last night, I wore my GF like a fuggin hat
Galvy - you mean you gave her a lampshade?
Badia - safe.
A word used for situations in media- mostly in comics and television- where the concerns, criticisms and arguments of the audience are answered in the text itself to assuage any disbelief and therefore frustration a reader or viewer might possess. By underscoring points of possible contention, usually humorously, the suspension of disbelief is retained.
Often used to account for implausible developments, ridiculous motivations, bizarre twists and illogical situations, a lampshade can also cover obviously cribbed plot elements by having the author acknowledge through a character that "This is just like..."
A lampshade can be used to explain threads that may have lain dormant, and often prods at the fourth wall by having characters address the audience, or realities outside their own existence.
Also known as Spotlighting, sometimes as 'Cousin Larry Trick'. See TVTropes for more information.
GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
-- Monthy Python and the Holy Grail, to lampshade the fact that production could not afford horses for a medieval movie.
"...If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts; Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, you should really just relax..."
--From the theme song to Mystery Science Theater 3000, effectively ironing over the pesky scientific impossibilities.
A person who makes you feel less bright (more retarded) when you're around him/her.
Nate: He's a regicidal bigot if I've ever seen one.
John: Stop being a lampshade, you douchebag.
An expression used to avert awkward situations/conversations.
Girl #1:blah blah ... and then I got my period and my day just got all the way worse...
Andrew: So... what's the deal with lampshades?
A person who is highly stupid, perverted, sexy, ugly, smart, annoying, smelly and really anything you can think of.
To describe the reason for calling someone "lampshade" is almost impossible since it covers all aspects of what a person might be, except if the person is depressed, then he is a lamp from IKEA
I just want to jizz on her tits and tell her mum about it.
Duuude, your such a lampshade
when people eat wierd unknown things
Brittney likes to give nick lampshades on christmas
1. (n) a decorative piece in one's apartment that was once a human being; usually in the apartment of a complete weirdo who blows up your phone all day, tells you they want to marry you after the first week, and idolizes Ed Gein
2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before
1. "Be careful on your blind date, I don't want you to be turned into a lampshade!!" / "I didn't work real hard my whole life to end up in aisle 18 of Wal-Mart, on sale for 19.99."
2. "I feel like a lampshade today."
An Eliabethan collar used on injured cats and dogs to prevent them from picking at the site of the injury. Also called a lampshade collar.
The cat needs a lampshade so she doesn't rip up her stitches, even though she hates it.