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lamp·sex·u·al lamp-sek-shoo-uhl

-adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting lampsexuality.
2. of, pertaining to, or effing a lamp.
-noun
3. a lampsexual person.

Origin: 2005; LAMP-+SEXUAL
"Ashleigh is lampsexual; she screws lamps."
by Jolie Ja'Myne August 10, 2007