Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.

John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.

Lamplot Ownage by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006

Lamplifier 

A person who is addicted to and/or glorifies moth-lamp memes.

Person 1: I love moth memes so much.
Person 2: Ew stop being a lamplifier.
Person 1: I can be whatever I want bröther.

Lamplifier by Memes123 October 1, 2018

Lampita 

A really sexy lamp

Oh my god is that lampita

Lampita by MoDevil October 11, 2016

lamp lit 

When someone's words or actions prove to be false and they expose themselves to be a fake.

Her lamp lit when her story did not match up with what really happened.

lamp lit by majvend September 2, 2017

Lampit 

A lamp that has arms has lampits. They are the amrpits of a lamp with arms

God look at those gorgeous lamp's lampits

Lampit by Poop poop stinky man June 8, 2020

lamplighting 

Lamplighting is the process of convincing a significant other they are insane or paranoid through the use of technology. Examples include acting completely normal around them, then emailing, texting, and calling and saying jubberish or lies and convince them that they are insane by denying and erasing records of it. This is best done with multiple sources, like multiple people calling from multiple numbers and using different emails and social media accounts.

I like dating crazy chicks, but I can lie with a straight face, so I am lamplighting my current GF.

lamplighting by m1k3j0n35 September 14, 2017

lamplight 

The place that no one wants to get hit

Person 1: I am going to hit you right in the lamplight.

Person 2: NOT THE LAMPLIGHT!

Person 1: Yes... The lamplight

lamplight by Winkler Tinkler June 10, 2016