A person so large and/or fat that when you are close to them, you think of them less as an individual and more as a dangerous obstacle. Concerns include being crushed, knocked over, sat on, suffocated, etc.
On the way up, this huge landmonster got in and we were all squeezed up against the walls. I thought she was going to break the elevator.
Something you say when you hear a joke that is utterly and insanely hilarious. An awesome word used by only awesome people. If you make fun of someone who uses this word, you are lame because it is the coolest word in the universe.
Boy: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?