1. Something extremly lame or stupid
2. A condament that is gross (i.e. mayonaise)
J: I flunked my paper
K: That's lamesauce
Subway employee: Mustard, Mayonaise, Pickles?
G: Hold the lamesauce
A description of how incredibly hard something sucks.
There are varying degrees of the amount of lamesauce dumped all over a situation.
For starters, first degree lamesauce is simply, "lamesauce."
Second degree lamesauce includes words such as "covered" or "basted." Keep in mind that second degree lamesauce must always follow this format: past tense verb, the word "in" and then, of course, the word "lamesauce."
Third degree lamesauce normally includes two or three of the aforementioned past tense verbs, and occasionally attaches to the lamesauce a prefix such as "mega-," "super-," or "mondo-." In addition, a numeric adverb may be added such as "twice," "thrice," or "quadruply."
Fourth degree lamesauce basically depends on the creativity of the user. This specific degree is EXTREMELY SEVERE and must only be used when things have gotten so incredibly lame that you must resort to drastic, drastic measures.
And remember, the important thing is not WHAT the lamesauce IS, but how you USE the lamesauce.
1) This is such lamesauce!
2) Dude, this is covered in lamesauce.
3) This is megalamesauce covered and basted thrice over.
4) Alright, you know what. This is covered, basted, drowned, and at the bottom of an entire fucking ocean of lamesauce.
A person, situation, or activity which is not fun, interesting, or beneficial in any way shape or form. Something that sucks big time.
homework is lamesauce
An attitude that should be simmered with equal parts sux and FML, and tastes like Epic Fail. Usually served as a topping for Reality, with a side of broken dreams.
"Make sure you don't overcook your lamesauce, or it'll turn into a kick in the balls."
"I had the worst day ever... it was total lamesauce!"
An elaboration on the word lame. The epitome of lame.
Person 1: My dog got hit by a semi-truck.
Person 2: Really? Lamesauce.
if it were a literal sauce,
it would be gravy, but bad
1: i got a 19 on my science test
2: that's total lamesauce!
adj, adv - used to describe how weak something or someone's action is. Alternately, may be used simply as an insult, usually in specific situations where the standard run of the mill curse words simply wont suffice.
Ex 1 -
Girl: Hey, let's hang out this weekend.
Guy: That aint gonna happen cuz Im not even in the same state. I moved back home.
Girl: That's lamesauce!
Ex 2 - Dude you are such a lamesauce terdnugget!
adj., to be lame, or a word of unapproval.
Guy 1: The movie was cancelled.