(n) lameontologist: (lāmēˌənˈtäləjist)
one who follows formerly mainstream trends that are neither old nor new enough to be bold, daring, or innovative.
ORIGIN early 21st cent.: from lameo- of a certain french douchebag + Greek onta ‘beings’ (neuter plural of ōn, present participle of einai ‘be’ ) + -logy .
1. "Are you seriously wearing shutter shades in a non-ironic manner? Those are so 2006. Go digging at Nordstrom Rack for more washed-up choices in accessories you fucking lameontologist.