A poor long suffering wife who must listen to the details of her husband's lame golf game, hole by excruciating hole, for hours ad nauseam.
Babe, you would believe it, I figured out what I was doing off the tee!
Then I dog legged left for a bogie,
Wham, right into the hole. Couldn't miss.
OMG, I am a lamegamedame listening to this.