| 1. | gaynal | ||
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adj., being uptight, smug, or generally lame; a double-whammy insult referring to the addressee as both gay and anal. n., one who is smug and self-righteous; one who is extensively rigid with rules or generates and enforces unreasonable rules, often out of need to feel power. v., to say or do something particularly lame and unamusing adj.: That RA is being totally gaynal about curfew tonight.
n.: Put out that cig, man. Here comes a gaynal. v.: You so gaynaled that joke, brother. Don't quit your day job. |
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| 2. | Elmwood Park | ||
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The most boring town in Illinois. Mostly constructed for little kids, as the parks have signs that say "No children over 10 allowed." Most teenagers are driven wild as there is no where to stay or go, only one skatepark in the middle, and it closes at eight when summer curfew is eleven. "Elmwood Park is so lame! There's nothing to do here."
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| 3. | curfjew | ||
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1st: Noun: a curfew set at an unreasonable time and with unreasonable conditions
2nd: Noun: a parent/ legal guardian who sets an unreasonable curfew "You gotta be home by 11? What a curfjew..."
^This works for both defenitions |
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| 4. | Manjot | ||
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1. Ball Buster. 2. Lame 3. Party Crasher 1. If you ruin someone elses fun, and act like their mom. "Your a Manjot"
2. If your fucking a person in the middle of the night and they come in and complain that they are breaking curfew. "Your a Manjot" 3. If you purposefully try to blow someones high. "Your a Manjot" 4. If you Criticize PMW "Your a Manjot" 5. If you judge someone based on their "recreational activities" "Your a Manjot" |
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| 5. | glayme | ||
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A combination of the words gay and lame. Used in situations which are both gay and lame at the same time. Man, I got busted for curfew. It was glayme.
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| 6. | teenager | ||
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When used in the manner to denigrate, it is a superficial umbrella statement asserted against youths between the 13-19 age bracket. The word's negative connotations stem from the actions of the minority of adolescents who typically display qualities and proclivities that can be construed as unappreciative, lame and otherwise emo. While these behaviors only account for a small percentage of the group, the majority of the demographic demonstrates responsibility by involving themselves with extracurricular activities and organizations, striving for academic excellence, holding a job, performing chores, volunteering their time and services to charitable causes, AND coming home in time for curfew.
Fellow teenagers who demonstrate ageism toward their own peers are generally anti-social, bandwagon-jumping slapwads who try too hard to appear edgy and enlightened, thus categorizing them with other lameass individuals of their age bracket; this behavior can only be encapsulated with the term "teenager," by their defintion. No, not all teenagers are drug toking, binge drinking, baby making chimpanzees from hell. However, if you do insist on exercising your right to be a misanthropist, the moral of this definition is to hate the individual, or the subculture, and not the entire group.
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| 7. | Breh | ||
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A breh is one who is always on the receiving end, and, unlike a brah or a bro, never gives, contributes, or takes one for the team. Tom, Dick, and Harry are best friends.
Tom is a brah, because he buys shit for Dick & Harry. Dick is a bro, because even though he takes Tom's shit, he lets Tom & Harry chill in his pool. Harry is a breh, because he takes Tom's shit, never brings his own towel to Dick's pool, and has a curfew, which is lame. |
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