"Hey I know you were drinking but why are you rolling on the floor of the parking lot?"
and he responds, "what? what are you talking about? I'm not drunk i was sober the whole time, i was just acting as if i was drunk to call attention to myself."
"Yo you're such a lambis, dude."
Plural: Lambii (not lambises, as is popularly believed)
"Mary, in classic lambis fashion, asked several of her friends for a taste of their confections when they went to Dylan's Candy Bar, having purchased none herself."