LAM
Acronym for "Look At Me" when a co-worker slyly points out an accomplishment to the boss in the guise of a problem.
Did you see that email Mary sent the boss about the TPS not having enough lines for all the info she gathered? LAM, LAM, LAM!
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Lam
A smart boy who will become friends with anyone in a matter of seconds. Doesn't seem athletic but is, funny and will cheer you up from a break up
Wow he is so smart he must be Lam
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A word (or rather an acronym that describes somebody that has "Look At Me Syndrome" (LAMS!)

Someone who has LAMS likes to be the centre of attention and if the room goes quiet they draw attention to themselves by being silly... or leaves a room returning wearing a wig, costume or doing something to draw people to look at them.
Oh look Daniel and Andy have LAMS!
How embarrassing! How can they do that?

by Andy Jones and Daniel Beckett October 27, 2006

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These are the initials of a particular person, more specifically of a girl. This person is the definition of dumb bitch and is probably the biggest and simultaneously the worst whore out there. Word to the wise to the go out with this girl because she will definitely cheat as she has done to her current boyfriend more times than you can count on your fingers. Wouldn't think the guy would stick around but he did; he says it's because of love but really it's because he's a pussy and a bitch. Believes he can't get any other girl and thinks that L.A.M is the best for him HA. Use this describe a girl that is being an absolute cunt and bitch and if she's cheating on her boyfriend non-stop.
Hey, is that L.A.M over there?

Yooo, his gf is totally a L.A.M.
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Laughing at myself

1. Acronym letting people know you are having a good time.

2. A self-depreicating, self-counscious realization that you wrote something stupid, but are too lazy to delete it and type again, therefore only add LAMS
The cat just jumped on my lap and scared the shit out of me. LAMS

I just picked up the preparation H instead of the clearasil. LAMS

I've been on facebook so long, my dinner burnt to a crisp. LAMS

Sorry I didn't text you, I dropped my phone in the toilet. LAMS

Damn, more nose hair! LAMS
by Max T. Linguist November 26, 2009

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A social group prevalent in Germany, characterized by poor grammar, sweat pants, and a mullet.
Es fällt mir schwer die Lams nicht zu hassen
by The überbitch March 26, 2007

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LAM
LAM, or lymphangioleiomyomatosis (lim-FAN-je-o-LI-o-MI-o-ma-TO-sis), is a rare lung disease. It mostly affects women in their mid-thirties and forties.
I have LAM.
by LAMMBBBBB November 24, 2010

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