Lakeville is a city 20 minutes away from anything cool, such as minniapolis and MOA. It used to be farmland until Edina ran out of relistate and all the rich bastards started moving into Lakeville instead. People in lakeville are usually either really straight edged wealthy pricks that trim their surban lawns with a nail clipper or are under the misimpression that they are really cool and badass, soley based on the fact that they do drugs. They say things such as "lakeville is so f-ing gay" when secretly they never want to leave their alcoholic tye dye wearing friends. Lakeville police are everywhere and have nothing to do but bust kids for drinking and drugs.
lakeviller1- "Dude totally lame. In jail the last 6 days. The po-po totally busted me dealing crack again"
lakeviller2- "No way. same here two weeks ago, cept for punching this cop. Still living with your parents in lakeville?"
lakeviller1- "yea dude you?"
lakeviller2- "yea man"
lakeviller2- "No way. same here two weeks ago, cept for punching this cop. Still living with your parents in lakeville?"
lakeviller1- "yea dude you?"
lakeviller2- "yea man"
by justanotherlakevillelamo May 5, 2009
Lakeville, Minnesota is the fastest growing suburb surrounding the twin cities and has been named one of the best cities to raise a family, along with Lakeville North being awarded for highest test scores in the state. This is ironic with the exploding amount of drug use and dealers that are present in the suburb. The middle to upper class families give their kids VERY nice cars that the teenagers drink and drive with or just ignorantly destroy for fun. Lakeville is it's own reality where rules don't apply; there's nothing wrong with drunk driving or taking 5 rolls at a time. Lakeville "friends" consist of kids who egg your car or teepee your house for fun. The egos of Lakeville kids are equivalent to that of the entire midwest combined. Tie-dye is the symbol of the suburb, a city where the cheerleaders are stoners, smart individuals do mass amounts of drugs, and ANYONE can be a drug dealer.
Lakeville Etard 1: "You like those rolls man? There's a party in the ville tonight so I'm lookin' to rave."
Lakeville Etard 2: "Nah they were bunk, but I have some white bitch and booze I'll sell you if I can chill."
Lakeville Etard 1: "Fuck yeah lets get saucey. Where you want me to get you later?"
Lakeville Etard 2: "I'm off work at 10 so pick me up at Rainbow."
Lakeville Etard 1: "Legit. I'll be in a blue WRX, just hit me up when you're off and I'll roll over."
Lakeville Etard 2: "Nah they were bunk, but I have some white bitch and booze I'll sell you if I can chill."
Lakeville Etard 1: "Fuck yeah lets get saucey. Where you want me to get you later?"
Lakeville Etard 2: "I'm off work at 10 so pick me up at Rainbow."
Lakeville Etard 1: "Legit. I'll be in a blue WRX, just hit me up when you're off and I'll roll over."
by neversawitcoming May 9, 2010
Lakeville is a suburb about 25 minutes south of Minneapolis. There are two high schools, one of which, Lakeville South, is way better in every aspect especially sports. But the downside are that there are tons of middle aged white males driving Cadillacs and Hummers because they think they're black. (North Sucks)
Lakeville 1: Are you going to the football game against North on friday?
Lakeville 2: Hell yeah, i wanna see south kick north's ass!
Lakeville 2: Hell yeah, i wanna see south kick north's ass!
by bobdafish November 21, 2006
Lakeville great suburban town that has to sides: Lakeville North and Lakeville South. Both are great and extremely smart. Both help the other side of Lakeville get through tough times. Have some rich snobs and some people that actually care about others. People think Lakeville is full of rich people but there is a ton of minimum waged families also.
by Zander962021 September 8, 2017
Filled with a rare breed known as a gabber head, or a Neophyte/
But the Japanese who drive blue/black rice burners... are still not welcome here.
Lakeville is located 25 mins south of the twin cities.
Gabber heads are usually found on the south side.
The Japanese people also look like Justin Beiber... XD, Sadly located in the south side of Lakeville.
(lakeville is also thought to be mis spelled in a word checker.)
But the Japanese who drive blue/black rice burners... are still not welcome here.
Lakeville is located 25 mins south of the twin cities.
Gabber heads are usually found on the south side.
The Japanese people also look like Justin Beiber... XD, Sadly located in the south side of Lakeville.
(lakeville is also thought to be mis spelled in a word checker.)
The Neophyte cranked some dark-core, as the Japanese started his blue rice burner as we all laughed.
He then mooted his rice burner to the north side of Lakeville.
He then mooted his rice burner to the north side of Lakeville.
by Anti-Tek March 17, 2011
Lakeville is a suburb twenty miles south of Minneapolis with jack shit for fun. A second high school recently opened, but Lakeville (North) High School will rule forever. Also has too many conservatives and too many rich pricks.
Guy 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Guy 2: Going to a party in the country.
Guy 1: What a Lakeville thing to do.
Guy 2: Going to a party in the country.
Guy 1: What a Lakeville thing to do.
by db8r April 20, 2006
Lakeville is a shitty ass town in the Middle of a corn field everyone smokes weed and now one really cares at all but there are a few nice people,the cops never patrol excepted when ever one is sleeping so if you want to go zooming through you can, no one wants to live here but no one can move because no one has the money to
Lakeville,IN
by zero10122 February 13, 2011