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ditching for a baby reason. ditching because an extremely lame and stupid excuse. "Hey we still going to the game Friday?"
"Yea bro!" "Don't laker on me!" -Doesn't show up- "Bro you lakered on me!" |
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A small fart, also known as silent but deadly "Julian, I just layed a laker!"
"Lakers are sweet, Asim, let me try" |
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a straight person pretending to be lesbian; hence "lesbian faker" Did you see her lookin at him? What a laker.
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a wealthy person who does not live at the lake but owns a cottage and/or boat there. most travel a minimum of an hour to inconveniently make the lake busy as hell. lakers make the gas prices go up and increase the summer population by 200%. laker: "i just bought a boat that i don't know how to drive. can you show me to the nearest marina with the most expensive gas, since i can afford it, so i can fill my 2 boats and 7 jetskis?"
local: "you must be a laker." |
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a retired pirate that lives on a lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat look at that badass laker bro
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Watching a grown person cry after losing to a competitor that they assumed they were superior to, finding out that they are not. Then later, instead of admitting the other team was better, you explain how you had some unrelated problems that impacted your ability to focus to use your full potential. You then start to cry some more and make it so pitifully about you (and not about the better team that beat you) that you become the center of attention. It occurs in sports, politics. Everytime the lakers lose a championship (especially to the Pistons or Celtics) they do that.
Hillary Clinton acted like a Laker when she lost to Obama. Watch Kobe literally cry like a Laker. The Tea Partiers are a bunch of Lakers |
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a retired pirate that lives on the lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat maddox will be a laker in 50 years
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