Franklin Lakes, New Jersey: Like no other. ;)more...
You Know You’re From Franklin Lakes When...
-75 percent of your grocery shopping is done at the Market Basket.
-If you're Catholic...you go to MBS but only on the big holidays.
-You own 3 cars, at least one is an Escalade/Hummer.
-Your house has 7 bedrooms, but your family consists of only three people.
-You live in a McMansion.
-Your garage is bigger than normal people's houses.
-You have a pool that’s never used because you don't spend your summers in Franklin Lakes.
-You probably have more than one house (Vermont, Florida, Jersey Shore.)
-The Sweet 16’s on “My Super Sweet 16” don’t even compare to yours.
-You have a work out room and a library in your house that you don’t use.
-You had Ms. Wulster for Gym.
-You got really excited that Franklin Lakes got a Dunkin' Donuts
...but at the same time you think it’s crap we don't have a Starbucks and Wyckoff does.
-You watch shows like Laguna Beach and don't understand what's so crazy about people having so much money.
-When you turn 16 your parents will get your “okay to crash” car like a Mercedes or BMW but not to worry, you’ll get that Lamborghini or Ferrari for your 21st birthday.
-Know there is a definitive rich section and “not so rich” (aka not rich for Franklin Lakes but not close to the poverty line either) section of Franklin Lakes.
-You never set foot in the Franklin Lakes library.
-If you go to FAMS you think it’s cool to hang out at Dunkin Donuts...
* Your state pays a bounty for killing the state mascot.more...
* You consider a six-inch snowfall a blessing for the cities because It provides instant urban renewal.
* You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping the food will swim by.
* You keep the snow tires on your truck all year because it isn't worth taking them off for only two months.
* You believe that rushing out on the lakes with your pick-up in November is nature's way of upgrading the state's gene pool.
* You have a town with men foolish enough to play a tackle football snow bowl game on the Sunday after Christmas for 37 years in a row.
* You have friends who schedule their wedding in the middle of January without a thought about weather conditions.
* You are proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation.
* You think a basketball team consists of twelve white boys.
* All your kids at school are above average.
* All your women are strong.
* You don't understand why everyone thinks Garrison Keillor is so funny.
* You KNOW there is no such place as Lake Wobegone, but you have drunk St. Wendell's beer.
* You like to come in out of the sun when the temperature gets above 72.
* You instinctively walk like a penguin for three months out of the year.
* Someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there.
* Your ...
The Prarie State. The Land of Lincoln. It borders Indiana, Wisconsin, Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky and the likes of Michigan only through the middle of Lake Michigan. About 12 million live in this state that is probably the worst in the Midwest outside Michigan. Notorious for too many high taxes and growing--you might as well be in California. Not surprisingly, it has more toll roads than any other state. It is the most corrupt state and Chicago is the nation’s most corrupt city. Chicago’s Mayor Richard Daily hired city tow truck drivers in a scandal and he closed Meigs Field just so it could only be used for his cronies at city hall. Former Governor George Ryan was convicted of racketeering and Dan Rostenkowski years ago is known for his corruption. Springfield is the technical capital but Chicago is the largest city with the real political power.more...
There are two Illinois: the Chicago area and everything else called “downstate” by locals. Chicago is the 3rd largest US city in a larger metro area of 10 million in 3 states. It’s a huge center in everything. O’Hare is one of the world’s busiest airports. Its post office is the largest in the world. The Sears Tower is the nation’s tallest building. Chicago is a major center for culture, museums, fancy dining, abundance of jobs, fancy architecture and education. It most popular attractions include the Shed Aquarium, Museum of Science and Industry, Brookfield Zoo, Art Institute of Chicago, Magnificent Mile and Navy Pier. The Uni...
a small town in schuylkill county, PA. basically all the stores are located on the main road, and the town is divided into the actual town where the houses are falling apart but homey, and the surrounding cookie cutter homes
Orwigsburg would be way cooler if we had a dinosaur petting zoo.
Born in South-Lake Carroll, Texas. Chase Daniel reached all new heights with the Destruction of previously (and very weaked scheduled) Undefeated Kansas. Once in for all making both Meier and Reesing his bitches. Hiesman Finalist. Davey O'Brien Finalist. Big 12 offensive player of the year. Border Showdown MVP. Tigers own Jayhawks.
Person 1: Did you see Chase Daniel tear apart the Kansas Defense? It was like watching Mangino shred a Double Whopper!
Person 2: Yeah, I heard Reesing offered to suck him off for QB lessons.
Person 1: Wouldn't doubt it
(The death star of all bases demolishing all others in its path. where to begin... First of all. please..i beg of you. (DO NOT TRY THIS IN ANY PRIVATE FACILITY)...must be in a public place to be performed successfully.)first insert a bowling pin into your partners grandmother's anus. while at the same time, molesting a cat with your left hand. and shanking a midget with your right. all of this taking place standing one footed on an autistic giraffe. because your other leg should be firmly situated in between the giraffes nuts and anus. all this taking place while that giraffe is raping a group of african irish chinese orphan infants... while lucky boy is attempting to accomplish 31st base to the kids... while the african irish chinese orphan babies infants are attempting to play a game of twister with vikings swinging flails... and that is how you accomplish 30th base.
the only people i know to ever succeed in completing 30th base are mace windu, chuck norris, and rosie O'donnell..who has recently been found face down in rickie lake....apparently she drowned.... she went to deep while muff diving.... the only other person i could possibly think of to do this successfully would be Conan sheltzington.
:dude: "did you do what i think you did lastnight"
:bro: "theres no way in hell man are you serious what sick bastard could possibly do that. i didn't have a bowling pin.but thanks to the one i found in your mothers closet...hell yeah i got there. "
|105.||Hangin' Toilet Water Low|
When a male's testes and surrounding sac are so relaxed that they actually dip into the water whilst droppin' a deuce.
Terence: O man, I got in from the lake the other day, and the water was really warm. I went to go make some gravy and next thing I knew my ballsac was chillin' in the feces-infested toilet water!
Ryan: Dude, you were definitely hangin' toilet water low.
Randolph: I was having a splendid potty-bang session the other day with my biotch and all of a sudden I jumped up and sent her into the fuckin' tub. Turns out I had clogged the toilet and the water was creeping up on my babymakers. At first I thought I was hangin' toilet water low, but realized my Anaconda Deuce was the really the problem.