A decent town comprised of the following kinds of people:
1) rich kids who own a dock on the lake, a recording studio, a vacation house in chelan, perhaps a beamer or two
2) mormons, lots of mormons
3) people who claim to be really, really christian but still party and/or sleep around
4) people who party and/or sleep around
5) college kids who can never seem to leave
6) drug addicts and recently sober drug addicts
7) indie/alternative nerds who may or may not be cool (varies per person)
8) girls who got married (and possibly divorced) or pregnant but not married right after high school
9) minorities: colored people, straight-edgers
other features of lake stevens:
-target and safeway, where you will inevitably run into someone who graduated with but never wanted to see again
-team fitness, where you might end up working out next to a former teacher
-a train at the bottom of the lake
All in all, not a terrible place to live if you know the right people and have the resources to move away when you can. You could do a lot worse, like Granite Falls.
Mom: what are you doing today?
You: First, I'm going to community college because I love Lake Stevens too much to leave, then I'm going to Safeway to deposit my paycheck that I got from working at either the outlet mall or an espresso stand. After that, I'm going to spend my paycheck by trying to avoid people I know at Target or tanning at Bahama Sun or eating at Ixtapa with the same friends I hung out with in high school who probably did the same thing today. Lastly, I'm going end my day on Facebook looking up who pregnant these days.
The raging party town located in the middle of the North Cascades in Washington State. To get to Stehekin one must go on a epic odyssey through a time warping black hole. The term 'Stefreakinheken' originates from the lost language of the Roanoke Park Gangsters located in 2000 blocks of Seattle. Stefreakinheken is known to be a destination for all party peoples alike. The people of Stefreakinheken are largely environmentalist radicals who take offense to most vegetarians and mostly live off what nature provides them; endless vodka and sweet potato fries. One of the most enticing amenities offered at Stehekin is the underground prostitution/escort service for those who have a hour layover after riding on the Lady of the Lizake from Chelan. The service is top rated globally and is acknowledge to be the best in the world by know sex addict Ron Jeremy. Stehekin is for everyone and offers copious amounts of fun. Remember when you go to Stehekin dont forget to get on your Stefreakinhekin On!
"Stefrekinhekin is 60 miles uplake"
"Stop freakin your in Stefreakinhekin"
An adjective that describes something very attractive in nature, something that has striking natural beauty and is acellent in the world.
"I went to Whistler last weekend, and it was so naturesque!"
"Lake Chelan is so calm, peaceful, and naturesque!"
"Seattle is known as the "Metro-Natural" city, because it is naturesque!"
|4.||No match Swag|
When someone doesn't match their clothes on purpose and it looks really good
Ex: look at that guy's no match swag, he's wearing a zebra lake Chelan sweatshirt and blue Jordan shorts!