jolie-laide 

Beautiful-ugly. Mainly applied to descriptions of women who are not classically beautiful, but whose features have beautify in an unconventional way. A classic reference would be Bette Davis; Charlotte Gainsbourg is a modern example.

The refined man scanned the women at the reception passing over the typical blond hair blue eyed pretty girls and affixed on the jolie-laide girl in the corner; her slightly too-large nose, diastema, and awkward gaze lent their own kind of subtle unique beauty.

jolie-laide by metro_mlv November 16, 2010

landed 

landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.

you got the job? youre landed now!

landed by monkeynator June 24, 2005

White-Ladied 

When you get king hit and knocked the fuck out while intoxicated. Often times while waiting for a burger/fast food.

Named after a "restaurant" in a notoriously violence-riddled area in the red light district of Auckland.

Brendon: "What the fuck happened to your face? You look like you've got a beak!"

Marek: "Some dude White-Ladied me last night"

Brendon: "Did you at least get your burger?"

Marek: "Nah, but I've got this sweet harelip now."

White-Ladied by B34RD August 3, 2011

landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?

Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.

landed dick up by prof_db January 28, 2021

La La Landed 

When a couple breaks up because it is "right person, wrong time", with the expectation of getting back together a year or more later, but when they meet again one of them has moved on.

yo, my homie Ryan got la la landed as fuck. Casey even said she'd be willing to try again after her senior year was over.

La La Landed by insomniacwithnightmares September 23, 2017

Eagle has Landed 

part of speech: idiom

Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".

1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.

2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.

3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.

Eagle has Landed by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004

laiders

saying bye, with a hint of hoping to get laid

Gotta split, Laiders!

laiders by Kerem Kacel April 23, 2006