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A newb's excuse for getting pwned some guy:OFMG Lag
me:STFU this is a LAN newb. I pwnt yoos. |
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not to be confused with latency (the time it takes to send a packet to and recieve a response packet from a server along a network), lag is impaired computer functionality (slow application responses or reduced/choppy framerates) resulting from high latency, packet loss, or low-preformance (generally video) hardware
adj. laggy, vi. lag "My ping's 198?! No wonder this server's so laggy!"
OR "If you turn down you resolution, you won't get as much lag." |
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Something that happens upon people with slow connections, or idiots who don't know when to stop downloading porn. me: Why does it lag so much? Who the $^@# is downloading porn?
some idiot: me |
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Slowness in an online game because of a bad server, or an over-abundance of people using it. Uber-l33t-noobzorman: "OMFG damn lag... a poring just killed me..."
Me: "dude... you just suck." |
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A word that instills fear in the hearts of 'World of Warcraft' fanatics and those who would join the urb-nerd camp everywhere, as thirty or so people have offered irritatingly nerdy definitions for this bit of tech vernacular, thus NO ONE should post a definition with more than one instance of internet shorthand, because it gets really annoying to see online gamers deliver expositories upon scenarios that can only occur in front of a keyboard and a computer moniter. that being said, lag is nothing more than a digial device's irritating tendency to process input more slowly than it takes for the user to output it. Me: hey, i pressed a button on my cell phone and it took a couple of seconds for it to register
friend: why's that Me:I don't know, looks like my cell phone is a victim of lag |
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Number one cause of violence amongst gamers. Gamer with bloody knuckles comes into a bar. The barkeep asks, "What happened to you?" To which the games replies: "Lag..."
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When your girlfriend has to fake an orgasm because your sexual connection is faster than her's. Don't worry its not your fault she's just lagging. She said she faked it because i wasn't good in bed but i think she was just lagging.
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