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My ladycrackers were freezing in that kilt!
by histrion callipygian December 01, 2008
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1.Top lady amongst the crackers
2.Girl with fondness for turbans
3.Lady so hot your head hurts
4.Titty fuck aficionado
5.chick who knocks your dick in the dirt
Now she's a real ladycracker
by Ladycracker April 03, 2005
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