Lady of the night - A girl with a lot of tattoos, piercings, and some sort of obsession with Budweiser. Not the datable type. Will freak out, and become a raging bitch upon being asked to be a girlfriend. Mornings are not a good time to see these types, they often resemble a zombie with make up smeared all over there face and chipped nail polish littering your bed. Hair is usually frayed at the ends and breath usually filled with vomit from the night before. Remember, never date.
I asked B***** to be my girlfriend. Dude, horrible decision. Two weeks later and I'm broke, I'm smoking again, and I think I have a hemorrhoid from listening to her bitch. God damn, and she just broke up with me. I should have known, never date a Lady of the night.
by Men agains't LadysoftheNight January 11, 2010