Me:"I don't like her"
LGF:"But isn't Poker Face awesome?"
Me:"It sounds just like Just Dance."
LGF:"She's so pretty though!"
Me:"Have you ever seen her face?"
Modest Mouse is much better.
Person 2: Who gives a fuck.
I love my girlfriend. She's so fun. She let me Lady Gaga her the other night. It took a lot of semen and I was pretty sore afterwards but it was totally worth it!
Real Music Fan: She's not original, she just copies Alice Cooper's act and made it popier.
Generic Gaga Fan: Who the fuck is Alice Cooper? (sees a picture of him) oh my gawd is he a satan worshipper!?