|1.||fat lady shuffle|
The way a fat lady makes her way quickly, in a dance-like fashion, through a crowded room to get to the buffet.
At the wedding reception, ____ did the fat lady shuffle when she brought her clenched fists up to her arm pits, smiled and sort of jogged across the dance floor, trying to be cute as she made her way to the buffet...again.
|2.||Fantasy Pirate Hooker|
A sexy sassy woman a man wishes he could have but will never get her. If you are the lucky one to grab her heart she will fulfill your every fantasy. On her terms. She is not to be confused with Sex Pirate hooker. Fantasy's of all kind are included here.
Fantasy Pirate Hooker loves to not only look good but plays with the big boys. Anything you can do, she can do better! Her sweet mothering nature is apparent but not to fool you from her sexy seductiveness!
Fantasy Pirate Hooker- Part of the elite Pirate Hooker Nation! est. 2010
Fantasy Pirate hooker is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed!
when a guy cums in his lady's eye making me cover her eye like an eye patch and then he kicks her in the shin making her kick her leg up (kinda like a wooden leg i guess) making her jump around like a happy little pirate :D
mitchell gave tiffany a happy pirate last night
~DAMN theres NOT a visene for that!
(no wonder she said her shins hurt)
|4.||one eyed pirate|
when receiving head, right before you cum, poke your lady in the eye, kick her in the shin and then gizz down her throat. resulting in a hop on one leg, one eye closed tight and a gargling arrhhhggg noise coming from her throat.
It was my amusement for the night when I made my girlfriend a one eyed pirate.
|5.||dirty pirate whore mouth|
A derogatory phrase that implies the subject has an unclean oral orifice and uses said unclean orifice to perform oral acts with persons who may commit or have committed illegal acts or violence at sea.
"You shut your dirty pirate whore mouth! Yea, I said it."
A bad ass chick that is down for her man. She exudes confidence and sexuality. She's a flirt. Her sex drive is equal to her man's. She can hang with the boyz but is still a lady.
Pirate Hookers usually travel in groups. With their men along for the ride.
No celebrity pirate hookers known....
1. This term is used to identify any product or item that is only meant for usage with females and female parts. For example vagisil would not be bought and used by a male so vagisil is a lady treasure.
2. This term is used to describe a situation or a specific item without making the conversation ackward. For example if i asked my girlfriend why she has a vibrator an ackward silence would follow her answer, but if i said "why do you need that lady treasure?" she would laugh and potentially the conversation could end up being an inside joke.
3. This term can be used to deter small children from poking around moms purse or closet. For example if a three year old found a tampon and was playing with it his mother could say something along the lines of "honey put my lady treasure back where you found it or you wont get any dessert" and by that the three year old may beleive that its just an everyday thing and not poke for more information.
(Definition usage) 1.more...
~Bill- "What on earth is this?!"
~Alexa- "woops im sorry, i missed the trashcan when i was throwing away my used lady treasures..."
~Bill- "Oh... Well if youll clean it up its no big deal but thanks for saying lady treasures, I might have puked otherwise."
(Definition usage) 2.
~Ted- "why are we going to walgreens?"
~Debby- "because im all out of my lady treasures."
~Ted- "HAHA you sound like a pirate!"
~Debby- "HAHA ya, load up all your vagisil and tampons into the ship!"
~Ted- "HAHA that strangely wasnt that weird."
(Definition usage) 3.
~Mike- "Mommy I was looking through your drawer and this weird buzzing noise started and I thought i broke your drawer off."
~Beth- "Haha no you didnt break my drawer but stay away from my lady treasures in there."
~Mike- "Whats a lady treasure?"
~Beth- "Its all the stuff that myself as a girl need to be happy so I dont sprout wings and claws and tear your face off."
~Mike- "You wouldnt really do that would you?!"
~Beth- "Not on purpose but if my lady treasures go missing im not going to be able to control it. So please leave them alone cause ive grown to like you around."
~Mike- "... Ok mom...."