Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.
Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.
"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"
the pubic area of a female, as popularised by the lipgloss bitches (bb5 uk)
"I'll need to trim my lady garden before i get into my bikini!"
noun. A place of great interest to many horticulturalists, but ironically not uphill gardeners
. Coloquially used to describe an overgrown patch which has been in need of a good digging over for some while.
An unkempt protective layer of hair covering the pubic mound on a woman's body. Terry Waite's allotment
"I think it's about time your ladygarden was sorted again. I just caught Spurt Reynolds in your hedge when I attempted entering the pink palace, and he doesn't look happy to me!"
A polite term for those of us who prefer the not so dirty words. ladygarden is defined as the well cared for area before a man enters a lady cave. Note to reader: you may come across some badly tended gardens, but do not fear call 118 for your nearest salon
Martin went for a ramble in Claire's ladygarden
A polite way of referring to a woman's sexual area...in particular the pubic hair.
I think I need to give my Lady Garden a small trim before my date!
A nice neat and tidy set of pubes that surround the female genetalia.
Kerry returned from the Ladies, with a Blow-Dried Lady Garden.