Thai family tradition that one male son become a Lady-Boy

Gullible, gormless idiot. Makes the memory of a goldfish seem long. Its brain has the processing power of an Atari 2600 (wood veneer finish of course) with the power turned off. Lumbers around like a syphilitic, senile turtle but without the good looks. Typically loose with their money, and would like to be as loose with their morals (see previous definition).

The definition of Ewna Lady is simply stated the rankest filthiest dinga to have ever walked the face of the earth.
The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library.

There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces.

1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen.
2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has.
3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot.
4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs.

In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck.

An all girls school with only 700 kids. It is half mexican and half white. Of the white girls, theyre either lesbians or sluts. They all wish they could go to a cooler school... such as cathedral. Closely associated with saints (an all boys school for dicks)

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, more commonly known as 'Lady GaGa', is the chart topping singer of 'Poker Face' and 'Just Dance'. Her debut album is called 'The Fame' and was released in August 2008. She is also known for being a hermaphrodite.

Asian Induced Boner!
As the name suggests it is when upon looking at an attractive, sexy Asian lady a man gets an erection or boner, the aforementioned boner may or may not be a spontaneous erection. If the man with the boner points this out to a mate or is called out on the fact that he has said boner, he my use AIB as a legitimate excuse. however if the lady in question is a tranny or lady boy, then he may be ridiculed endlessly!

World's most successful Electric duo, famous for making thoughtful and emotional Dance music that proves itself superior to any other Dance artist's materials. They are also producers that boosted several other major artists' careers, including Dusty Springfield, Liza Minelli, Kylie Minogue, David Bowie, Boy George and Yoko Ono. Pet Shop Boys are also remarkable for being one of the first people to notice Lady Gaga's capability as they were the first artist to invite her for an award performance in 2009 during her "Just Dance" era.